
The Long Haired Worshipper

His name is Bill. He has wild hair, wears a T-Shirt with
holes in it, jeans and no shoes. This was literally his
wardrobe for his entire four years of college. He is
brilliant. Kind of esoteric and very, very bright. He became
a Christian while attending college.
Across the street from the campus is a well-dressed, very
conservative church. They want to develop a ministry to the
students, but are not sure how to go about it. One day Bill
decides to go there. He walks in with no shoes, jeans, his
T-shirt, and wild hair. The service has already started and
so Bill starts down the aisle looking for a seat. The church
is completely packed and he can't find a seat.
By now people are looking a bit uncomfortable, but no one
says anything. Bill gets closer and closer to the pulpit and
when he realizes there are no seats, he just squats down
right on the carpet. (Although perfectly acceptable behavior
at a college fellowship, trust me, this had never happened
in this church before!)
By now the people are really uptight, and the tension in the
air is thick. About this time, the minister realizes that
from way at the back of the church, a deacon is slowly
making his way toward Bill. Now the deacon is in his
eighties, has silver-gray hair, a three-piece suit, and a
pocket watch. A godly man-very elegant, very dignified, very
courtly. He walks with a cane and as he starts walking
toward this boy, everyone is saying to themselves, You can't
blame him for what he's going to do. How can you expect a
man of his age and of his background to understand some
college kid on the floor? It takes a long time for the man
to reach the boy. The church is utterly silent except for
the clicking of the man's cane. All eyes are focused on him.
You can't even hear anyone breathing. The people are
thinking, The minister can't even preach the sermon until
the deacon does what he has to do.
And now they see this elderly man drop his cane on the
floor. With great difficulty he lowers himself and sits down
next to Bill and worships with him so he won't be alone.
Everyone chokes up with emotion. When the minister gains
control he says, "What I'm about to preach, you will never
remember . . .What you have just seen, You will never
forget."
Author unknown. If anyone has a proprietary interest in this
story please authenticate and I will be happy to credit, or
remove, as the circumstances dictate.
Wit & Wisdom - June 23, 1998