TV Psalm

The TV is my shepherd, I shall not want,

it makes me lie down on the sofa.

It leads me away from the scriptures,

it destroys my soul!


It leads me in the paths of sex and violence

for the sponsors' sake.

Yea, though I walk in the shadow of my Christian



There will be no interruptions

for the TV is with me.

Its cable and remote control,

they comfort me.


It prepares a commercial before me

in the presence of my carnality;

It anoint my head with humanism,

my coveting runneth over.


Surely laziness and ignorance shall follow me

all the days of my life, and I shall dwell

in the house watching TV to the end.

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